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Thanksgiving Jokes
These are the jokes that Donna found on the Internet. Enjoy!
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted “You’re terrific. Sign up for the season and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.” “Forget the bonus,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A TurKEY.
Gobbler said, “Doctor, help me! I can’t stop acting like a turkey!”
“I see,” said the doctor. “How long have you had this problem?”
“Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954…”
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.
What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
Turkey feathers
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes – a building can’t jump at all
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
Why did the policy arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed!
Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted “You’re terrific. Sign up for the season and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.” “Forget the bonus,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A TurKEY.
Gobbler said, “Doctor, help me! I can’t stop acting like a turkey!”
“I see,” said the doctor. “How long have you had this problem?”
“Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954…”
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.
What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
Turkey feathers
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes – a building can’t jump at all
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
Why did the policy arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed!
Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Using TM Skills in MX
Fellow TM:
I just wanted to let you know that these last few weeks I have been using my TM skills a lot. I gave a Seminar, I had to speak on the radio, I was introduced to some people and after a brief awkward silent had to say something about me. (Kind of a combination of an ice breaker and table topics). You guys would be proud of me!! Take care y'all.
ps. I have a question for Wiki Waters...If I want to buy a new boomerang, how do I get rid of the old one?
I just wanted to let you know that these last few weeks I have been using my TM skills a lot. I gave a Seminar, I had to speak on the radio, I was introduced to some people and after a brief awkward silent had to say something about me. (Kind of a combination of an ice breaker and table topics). You guys would be proud of me!! Take care y'all.
ps. I have a question for Wiki Waters...If I want to buy a new boomerang, how do I get rid of the old one?
Monday, September 24, 2007
Welcome to the World of Wiki Aguas
The World of Wiki Aguas can answer any question concerning Toastmasters, Geography, History and Jazz. I'm now taking questions.
Disclaimer - any information provided may not be accurate or representative of your question.
Disclaimer - any information provided may not be accurate or representative of your question.
Another Attempt
This is our second attempt (in 2 years) to create a user friendly website for members as well as visitors. The first one failed (obviously), due to technical difficulties (isn't that the best excuse when something doesn't work?).
Lets hope that this second one will work and could serve as a cyber living room for our club. For those members who are not familiar with blogging, I will be giving a "Blogging 101" speech on Oct. 16 meeting. Stay tuned.
--TroubleMaker, ACB--
Lets hope that this second one will work and could serve as a cyber living room for our club. For those members who are not familiar with blogging, I will be giving a "Blogging 101" speech on Oct. 16 meeting. Stay tuned.
--TroubleMaker, ACB--
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