Fellow Toastmasters,
It’s Official…
Your club, Club 884, is a President’s Distinguished Club for program year 2007- 2008.
We have achieved 9 out of the 10 requirements on the Distinguished Club Program.
Congratulations!!!
Monday, April 28, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Toastmasters District 44 Spring Conference
Where: Lubbock Civic Center
When: May 2nd (Friday) and May 3rd (Saturday), 2008
Who: Anyone can attend
What: Tall Tale & International Speech Contest, Educational speeches and Entertaining Speeches
How: Registration Form
Why: This is the LAST District 44 conference, ever.
When: May 2nd (Friday) and May 3rd (Saturday), 2008
Who: Anyone can attend
What: Tall Tale & International Speech Contest, Educational speeches and Entertaining Speeches
How: Registration Form
Why: This is the LAST District 44 conference, ever.
Congratulations!
Just to let all know that Gerardo Perez placed third in the North Division Tall Tale Contest and Robert Barnhill won the International Speech Contest. It was a very good tournament with a close competition.
Please join me in congratulating both Gerardo and Bob in their participation in their mutual contests.
Great job Gentlemen!!
Please join me in congratulating both Gerardo and Bob in their participation in their mutual contests.
Great job Gentlemen!!
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
I (Cheng) will be the Toastmaster for 12/11 meeting. The theme for the meeting will be "Christmas". The working crew for the meeting are as follow:
General Evaluator -------------------- Russ
Table Topics ------------------------- Ean
Grammarian -------------------------- Ean
Timer -------------------------------- Jaime
Awarder ----------------------------- Jaime
Invocation/Pledge -------------------- Natalie
Speaker #1 -------------------------- Pelin
Evaluator #1 ------------------------- Siva
Speaker #2 -------------------------- Natalie
Evaluator #2 ------------------------- Javier
Cheng-Chu Chiu-Wei
General Evaluator -------------------- Russ
Table Topics ------------------------- Ean
Grammarian -------------------------- Ean
Timer -------------------------------- Jaime
Awarder ----------------------------- Jaime
Invocation/Pledge -------------------- Natalie
Speaker #1 -------------------------- Pelin
Evaluator #1 ------------------------- Siva
Speaker #2 -------------------------- Natalie
Evaluator #2 ------------------------- Javier
Cheng-Chu Chiu-Wei
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Thanksgiving Jokes
These are the jokes that Donna found on the Internet. Enjoy!
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted “You’re terrific. Sign up for the season and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.” “Forget the bonus,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A TurKEY.
Gobbler said, “Doctor, help me! I can’t stop acting like a turkey!”
“I see,” said the doctor. “How long have you had this problem?”
“Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954…”
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.
What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
Turkey feathers
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes – a building can’t jump at all
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
Why did the policy arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed!
Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted “You’re terrific. Sign up for the season and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.” “Forget the bonus,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A TurKEY.
Gobbler said, “Doctor, help me! I can’t stop acting like a turkey!”
“I see,” said the doctor. “How long have you had this problem?”
“Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954…”
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.
What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
Turkey feathers
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes – a building can’t jump at all
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
Why did the policy arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed!
Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore
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