Hello fellow TM's,
There will be no questions asked, no flashlights involved, no tazzer, or large TTU football player involved for interrogation purposes.
If "Schmidty" - my friendly spider is returned unharmed and in one plastic piece.
I will not name names but someone who was sitting on the right side of the room (closest to the windows) swiped my Schmidty from inside the pumpkin candy bowl.
You KNOW who you are!! I know that he was irresistible - but he's needed at IE 210B for ghastly deeds and his medication.
Schimdty can best be described as a medium sized squishy black spider with a red marking on his back. He was last seen inside the second pass around of the pumpkin candy bowl Tuesday morning. Pictures below resemble Schmidty.
There will be no questions asked, no flashlights involved, no tazzer, or large TTU football player involved for interrogation purposes.
If "Schmidty" - my friendly spider is returned unharmed and in one plastic piece.
I will not name names but someone who was sitting on the right side of the room (closest to the windows) swiped my Schmidty from inside the pumpkin candy bowl.
You KNOW who you are!! I know that he was irresistible - but he's needed at IE 210B for ghastly deeds and his medication.
Schimdty can best be described as a medium sized squishy black spider with a red marking on his back. He was last seen inside the second pass around of the pumpkin candy bowl Tuesday morning. Pictures below resemble Schmidty.
Schimdty at work.
Schmidty playing catch with Cheng.
Schmidty in a happier times.
There is a REWARD for Schmidty's safe return.
Please return Schmidty to his rightful owner at the next Toastmaster meeting and no harm will come to you - I mean no questions will be asked.
Even if Schmidty was to return anonymously - that would be great.
Thanks,
Schmidty's Lonely Owner
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